By Doris Simeon:
NOTICE OF ATTEMPT TO UNDERMINE MY REPUTATION AHEAD OF CHRISTMAS
Please be informed that somebody is trying to cause a false alarm by spreading a dangerous rumor that I have stopped eating chicken, turkey and goat meat.
I therefore wish to state categorically that at no time did I ever attempt to stop eating chicken, turkey and goat meat. Nor did I ever contemplate such a dangerous idea – let alone dream about it.
These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my hard-earned “protein-friendly” reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me chicken, turkey and goat during this festive period.
I beg you all to stay calm and vigilant and ignore the rumour. Shame these miscreants by sending me the chicken, turkey and goat you intended to send. I am investigating the source of this BLACKMAIL. I will keep you all updated on my investigation as we approach Dec 25
God bless you all….
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